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I’ve been a lady for, like, five years now, and I’m only use getting around to using a face mask!? This stuff is awesome! Why haven’t I been doing this all along? I feel super pretty, and the light tingling sensation is making me hyper alert and ready for action!

So I just wear this all day, right? And if anybody says anything I just scoff or hold up a sign that reads “I’m going to be beautiful, and you’re just an ugly sack of shit because you’ve apparently not been adequately convinced by the beauty industry that your face is incorrect”, right?

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   everything aedison has ever written online and keep it under my pillow please.

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    I showed this to my friend. She began grinning wider and wider as she read. When she finished, she just grinned at me,...

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25. redcloud said: Or, use a different color on one half of your face, and run around with a sword yelling, “FREEDOM!!!”
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28. alelepants said: what is it made out of? not pepto, I hope.
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33. nostrich said: Pretty cool that it’s pink, though. Do the men’s ones come in blue?
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37. tymethiefslongerthoughts said: While I do love a good facial mask I recommend not going outside like that… you might end up on the “peopleofwalmart” website. ::wink::
38. badpicturesofmymediocreart said: MY favourite cheapo face mask is greek yogurt! Clears out the pores and softens skin and it feel so cool. Just slop it on and let it dry then brush or wash it off.
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41. notactuallyme said: I feel pretty, oh so pretty…
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46. thebigvoid said: Will totally ignore the moral of the story and say: Spare the skin around the eyes next time! ahaha
47. everythinginthesky said: You look as if you’re about to commit a particularly weird crime. Something the media would probably call a “quote art crime quote”.
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