There’s a restaurant nearby with a sign outside that (today) reads “we think you’re cool”. I get it. Okay? I get it. You want to attract customers, you put out this sort-of ironic message. Ha ha. But, um, so, that kind of offends me? Because you can’t think everyone is cool. That ruins the whole point of “cool”. And I want you to think that I am the coolest, but that’s not possible if many people are cool.
Just… just change your sign, okay? I have given you a suggestion.