There you are. You were out for quite a while. How did the surgery go?
Oh, I can’t say, really. I’m just a nurse. Could you fetch the doctor for me, then?
That decision’s not up to me. The decision to ask a doctor to talk to me?
Exactly. Who is that decision up to?
The doctor. Just the one doctor, or any doctor?
Any doctor, I suppose. So… any doctor can ask you to call the doctor, but you can’t decide to do it on your own.
Precisely. You’re becoming quite the expert on nursing, there! Okay, um… I’m a doctor.
You are? I don’t see that on your chart. That information wasn’t relevant to the surgery. Can you call a doctor for me?
And you’re a doctor at this hospital, are you? Sure. So you can trust my decision, and make that call for me.
You’re not lying just so that I call a doctor, right? I wouldn’t do that to you. We’re friends now.
Oh dear. Fraternization is extremely frowned upon. I should go.